Swamp Ass Balm

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Return Policy: We will gladly accept returns for any reason within 30 days of receipt of delivery.

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Swamp Ass Balm
$33.33

Product: Swamp Ass Balm

Description: 2oz brown glass jar

Why you should buy it?

This fast healing balm was created to rapidly heal many fungal and bacterial irritations and rashes that occur in the genital area such as swamp ass, jock itch, psoriasis, contact dermatitis and more.

What is Swamp Ass?

Swamp ass, also known as butt sweat, is a slang term for excessive sweating and moisture in the genital area, between the butt cheeks and between the thighs. It can cause chafing, odors, and an itchy, irritated feeling.

Swamp ass is a natural bodily function that happens to everyone, especially in warm climates. It can be caused by:

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1. Friction: The natural friction between the buttocks creates heat, which leads to sweat

2. Trapped sweat: Clothing traps sweat in the area, preventing it from evaporating easily

3. Sitting in hot chairs: Sitting in plastic or leather chairs for long periods of time

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Here are some tips for preventing or managing swamp ass:

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1. Shower regularly: Use soap or body wash to wash away sweat

2. Pat dry: After showering, pat the affected area dry with a towel instead of rubbing

3. Use my balm 2-3 times a day as needed to heal it. You will notice immediate relief and results with your first application.

Shop Policies: Due to the nature of our shop we had to adopt the following policies.

Unless an error occurred on our behalf..

All Sales Are Final.

No Returns.

No Refunds.

** We can not be responsible for adverse reactions. Before purchasing this product, please check the ingredients carefully in case of allergies.

SHIPPING Order processing time is usually 1 business day, unless otherwise notified or during our holiday season (Oct-Jan). Order processing could then take an additional 2-3 business days. I strive to provide quick order processing but sometimes due to the number of orders I receive or other issues outside of my control, it may take longer. Please note that orders are shipped using the United States Postal Service (USPS) or UPS (*depending on the weight of the package) Monday through Friday. In the case of a holiday, orders are shipped on the next business weekday. If the product is out of stock please allow 5-10 business days for products to be processed and shipped out. We will try our best to notify you if this happens but this is not guaranteed.
RETURNS All sales are final unless an error occurred on behalf of GlassWing Organics. No returns will be accepted or refunds will be provided. Be sure to read the ā€œitem detailsā€ in full (located under the product listing) before making a purchase. If there is an issue with your order, I will happily work with you to find a solution so please contact me within (7) days after your order has been delivered. After the 7 day period has passed I will be unable to assist with any issues you have with your order.

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